The protagonist, a shut-in who transmigrated into a historical dynasty after signing a shady contract with a live-streaming platform. He was promised to become the heir of a noble Prince but instead became a low-ranking court official in a corrupt, declining dynasty. He possesses a trash-talking talent and copes with his miserable situation by writing daily work logs filled with sarcastic rants against the system and the emperor. He suffers from lactose intolerance but drinks milk daily to flush out heavy metals from alchemical fumes. His mission progress is only 0.1%.
