Hi!Im the MC. Right now I'm kinda weak, but that will soon change! Shocking, right? You might get in to my adventures at the beginning, as I jump from level to level (or star) on my fiery steroids. I might meet a incredibly attractive girl(s - as in: many) that might like me! And also, I might piss of a sect or two... Or a dozen... Ish. Roughly 2/3 of the organisations I meet will want my head on a pike 'couse of my stupid antics, but hey, Mc, right? After all, the young should couse trouble as our below 20 (AS THE NOVEL AUTHOR REMINDS US THREE TIMES PER CHAPTER) years of age Mc does borderline idiotic stuff, but heyyy, it's alright.Power creep is a thing tho. No matter as I try, my opponents are always 2-5 stars higher than me! Even when I reach the "omg so strong, rarely seen elite" there are always dozens of stronger people around every corner! Baffling, really. But it's ok! I can beat them! After all, during the time they cast their mega dao technique I can wait 15 minutes or so as peanut gallery has a half chapter long conversation how awesome my opponent is and how deadly and fast his strike is - history background included.At least, my team waifu is also included in power creep! Hurray! Although, I do wonder how the girls do it sometimes... No matter. There is always someone who jumps in the fight at the last moment! Sometimes it's me, saving people I met once like 5 years ago, or sometimes it's some new enemy to save my sworn enemies I was thiiiiis close to killing. Boy, does this happen a lot, huh.Hope you like to read about fictional plants never before mentioned anywhere before as I throw them to the pot for several chapters! Be thrilled as I make my steroid coctail of thunder summoning pills! I like to make them, so be prepared.Crazy Waifu Collecting Alchemist Adventures! Out now!Also: rape.
