Lol, I like how the author put in a disclaimer that he will make fun of dogs and cats.You can tell the humour is good from that alone, not to mention 'Luigi's Pizzaria'.Pfft. Imagine, a guy walks up to a mafiaso and shouts, "It's a me! Luigi!"Then jumps on his head and kills him. But here he doesn't eat the magic mushrooms (drugs) and prevents others from eating them.Great concept, great writing. Keep it up.