Everybody is Kung Fu Fighting, While I Started a Farm - Reviews

That’s actually exactly what I did as well

Same

Oh a cultivation novel with a system? Is there gonna ever be a week that we don’t get one of these? Probably not because Chinese authors wanna be wuxia cultivators, they may even try to get hit by truck-kun just to try and go there Smh.

I don't know why this is rated so low but in my opinion this is one of the best out of the recently released batch. Excellent humor, creative system, and unique plot!

Seriously it's new and unique system story.. .. MC have a farm system very funny you know. .. . select this book Webnobel... if you not I'm sue you sure

should be renamed everybody is kung fu fighting, while my farm system gives me kung fu.

ffs why do "farming" novels always include cultivation. this is totally brain dead troupe novel. system is totally absurd, so everything you plant gives you tree of smth. you plant money, it gives you tree of money, you plant nonsense paper with cultivation, it gives you "real" cultivation based on that paper, you plant sh it, it gives you tree full of sh it.

only character development is breast of few female characters.

Wow so the MC just tried to test if his cucumbers are magic by going to the mayors house, knocking on the door, feeding the mayors dog rat poison, then calling out to the mayor when he rushed to the dog, the being all your dog was poisoned with rat poison????
And the 20 inch thick plot armor saved him from that completely braindead move.
3 chapters in, dropped.

Is this another Huxia is the best, Huxia willl conquer the world trope? I am already tired of those themes which is totally unbearable. This is my opinion when i see the chapter 1.

if anybody needs it , the Chinese name is 你们练武我种田
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The best review I have ever seen so had to paste it here XD
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Jiang He walks into a Walmart. The managers all greet him respectfully at the entrance, terrified.
"Lord Jiang He, what may we do for you?"
"I'm here for compensation." Jiang He pointed to an employee, who has turned white in the face. "All I did was kill his wife and kidnap her sons. Yet she was spying on me and even had killing intent toward me. How dare he? I can't sleep at night because of him, scared that he might murder me at night."
"Sir, please have mercy. He is just..." A manager was pleading.
Jiang He harrumphed, and a sword Qi at 20 times the speed of sound instantly penetrated that manager's head.
"Hmmpt! I'm just here to ask for a little compensation. I simply want him dead, and 50 of your stores as compensation for mental stress!" Jiang He felt ridiculous. All he wanted was a bit of compensation. How dare these people be so arrogant.
The Walmart could do nothing but agree to his demands. They killed the employee on the spot, and gave Jiang he his rightful compensation.
Damn, Jiang He thought. I was hoping they'd argue a bit more. Then I could have asked for more compensation.
Jiang He was annoyed as he left the store. Where will he get the 200 spirit meat he wants now?
Hmm. That employee has a father who is a big shot in Cosco. He is definitely going to kill me if I don't kill him. I guess I will have to pay a visit to Cosco and destroy that franchise! Hmmpt. How dare he think about killing me. Does he think I'm easy to bully?

"Jiang He rose to his feet to pluck one Orirock while killing intent appeared in his eyes and he sneered, “Damn you, Golden-Winged Roc. I’ve merely killed your two mistresses and stole your eggs, and you would start a war over that. There’s no telling how many innocent lives would perish because of me if Minister Wang and the others hadn’t stopped you…

“Such a blight must not be allowed to remain!""

An actual quote from the main character in the story.