"Chubby boy, won't you be my disciple and come back to Xianhao Sect with me?"
I have never laughed so hard at a single line of dialogue in my life. Let me just sit with that for a moment. This man walks into a stranger's house, sees a guy lying on a bed, and his opening pitch is basically 'you're round and I like you, come live with me.' And Xu Yifan's response? "Will there be food to eat? Can I sleep whenever I want? Are there handsome men to look at?" This is not how I would negotiate a master-disciple relationship and yet it is PERFECT.
The dialogue in this book is genuinely exceptional because every character has a voice so distinct you could tell who's speaking without any attribution. The Sixth Elder sounds like a chaotic gremlin who happens to be a powerful cultivator—his speech is informal, impulsive, completely unfiltered. He calls people 'chubby boy,' he pokes bellies, he declares destiny after doing exactly zero background checks. His dialogue is pure id, and it's hilarious.
The Seventh Elder, on the other hand, is the straight man to every joke the Sixth Elder makes. His dialogue is measured, polite, occasionally exasperated. "Junior Martial Brother, you're absolutely right"—said through gritted teeth while his colleague is physically harassing a prospective disciple. The contrast between these two in conversation is comedy gold. They've clearly known each other for centuries and their dynamic is fully formed.
Xu Yifan's dialogue is another thing entirely. He's terse, pragmatic, almost deadpan. "No need. There's only me at home." Said about leaving his entire life behind to join a cultivation sect. The casualness of it is both funny and revealing—he doesn't have much attachment to anything, which tells you everything you need to know about his character without the author spelling it out.
And the demonic plant's dialogue—"I'm just a little grass that nobody loves and nobody cares for, I don't want to live"—is peak comedic writing. It's pathetic, it's dramatic, it's absolutely unhinged, and it fits perfectly in a book that clearly doesn't take itself too seriously.
The narrative voice itself is also worth praising. It's witty without being pretentious, observant without being overwrought. Lines like "Better left unsaid" when describing the Sixth Elder's build, or "That's what you get" when he's punishing the plant—these small asides from the narrator add so much personality to the prose. The author has a voice, and it's a good one.