So, as the others pile into the apartment, groaning in exhaustion and spreading out to do their own thing, Namjoon remains on the couch with his phone in his hand. He scrolls down twitter silently, wondering if maybe he should post a coded tweet about his plan, but somewhere deep in his mind a force is telling him 'are you crazy?' and he agrees. Just mentioning anything about the maknae in the shower or Namjoon being in there along with him would bring a flurry of squeals from one part of the fandom and perverted requests from the other.
