My family, the Lucas, has been butt-obsessed for generations, since one of our ancestors got into a fight with the Breckans, a rival family obsessed with boobs. Yes, the premise of the fight was being an ass man or a boob guy. Yes it is as ridiculous as it sounds. At least for me. The two ancestors almost killed each other in the argument. Not metaphorically, the Breckan old man walked out of it without his left arm and a ruptured lung, while the Lucas master had to be wheeled out of the fight after losing his left leg and right foot. Since then, both our families have been in search of "perfection" to show who is right.