"Mr. Bald...win, don't call me Cornelius. My name is Fatty....get it straight.....and all the signs point to....this day has a high likelihood of an apocalyptic event. I am only trying to help you all by giving a warning," Fatty said trying to sound a studious manner. He also managed to take a cheap shot at his English teacher, Mr. Baldwin, by emphasizing the 'bald' part in his name. Fatty didn't like when people questioned his judgment on these sort of dire situations.