[I was reborn as a dungeon-core and forgot what life was really about until I remembered that it was obviously about violence! (So I made a grand colosseum for the greatest champions of humanity to fight to the death in)]...
[That time I was reborn as the evil and hot Vampire Lord and had to seduce the heroic adventurers who are invading my dark castle in order to save myself because my other new magical powers suck, but I’m actually very socially awkward!]...