Bruce is an aspiring comedian, and in more ways than one, he was struggling. His recent performances left the audience in an awkward silence he couldn't break.
The only hobby Bruce enjoyed doing during his time of leisure was diving into the bottomless pit of depression called the internet, and reading online novels. Though he loves reading great stories, the other thing that hooked him was the stream of dopamine he gets from online battles. It's the kind of fighting where participants don't need to be strong or even know how to throw a punch, rather, meaningless victory goes to those with the foulest mouth and thickest skin. Both of which was the perfect definition of Bruce.
He is one of those people who has a sad and empty existence. Lonesome and unhappy, Bruce finds the feeling of not being alone and joy in pointless arguments online. He's the kind of Bruce that can't throw a one-inch punch but could take one in any shape or form.
After giving a bad review on a new popular online cultivation novel and getting the author's attention, Bruce's day became weird.
One thing led to another, and before the day ended, he died. When he woke up, he found himself in the body of a young master in a different world.
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A/N: This story is highly satirical and not for the easily offended. If you are one, please steer away.
Though the cover isn't a big-breasted anime girl, allow this note to tell you that this work does include mature themes. Thank you.
