"Hey [Failed genius], HUGE congratulations on publishing your first book! I'm beyond thrilled for you!Your hard work and dedication have finally paid off, and I couldn't be more proud of you! Your book is going to inspire and captivate so many readers.Now, I have a special request for you... In your next book (because I know there will be many more!), can you please add a character named after me? It would be an absolute honor!Once again, congratulations on this incredible achievement! Can't wait to read your book and celebrate with you!"