"THE F*CK YOONGI! You just hit the goddamn lottery of life! DON'T YOU KNOW? That Jungkook is the son of the CEO OF THE LARGEST VIDEO GAME BRAND!? YOU have got your hands on the right person! Let me meet him tomorrow, perhaps even get his number! Oh my god! I never knew that my friend would be friends with Korea's young prince and to agree to the fact that girls swoon over him-"