Hey! You! Yeah! You! The one reading this! I got something to tell you. This isn't going to be one of those stupid love stories. This is the story about my life and how I'm in love with Wes Anderson. Yes! I know, I know. The tomboy of all tomboys, Parker Jane is in love with her best friend. The problem is that he sees me like a little sister. So what do I do? I drop my tomboy ways and asked my five best guy dudes to help me become a girl. Oh! And guess what?! One of those five best guy dudes is Wes Anderson. The one I'm completely in love with. So...join me in what I call...How To Be A Girl (FOR DUMMIES)
