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Ronaldo: Kai, I thought you were here to assist me.
Deng Kai: Initially, I indeed came to assist you.
Ronaldo: Then why have I become the king of assists?
Deng Kai: Because I've realized that I can Carry better than you! Don't be mad, being the king of assists isn't so bad. Everyone is now saying that you and Xixi are in a league of your own beneath me!
Ronaldo: Pah!
Messi: Smug face!
Kaka: ???
Beckham: Watch my flying boot!
Fat Ronaldo: I'll get your family some Golden Throat Lozenges!
Ronaldinho: Let’s swing together!
Zidane: Take this, my Iron Head Skill!
Neymar: So what about us younger ones?
Deng Kai: We're all kings of the ball, no need to be formal! Keep the music playing on the green field, keep dancing!
