Bad news: I've been crippled.
Good news: I can still live off my cold, aloof master.
At the age of six, Jiang Huai shamelessly clung to the soft, fragrant thigh of a white-robed fairy, refusing to let go. She took him back to her mountain and made him her one and only personal disciple.
At the age of fifteen, he changed the way he addressed his master from "Mom" to "Fairy Sister." After being beaten up, he grudgingly changed it to "Master."
Jiang Huai held a grudge for six whole years.
At the age of twenty-one, he finally learned how to talk back to his master.
