I am a horny, sexually deprived, and pissed off Captain of the ship named UMN Lecherous Wench with seven more women in the same situation as I am in.
Sure we may have one male on this ship. But when we sure his package, we were more frustrated than before because a fucking pen was bigger than what he is carrying! Are only hope are the other ships in the navy full of men that we carry supplies to 4 times a year.
We tired to bring some toys back with us, but we are always denied as they do not last long in our hands.
it wasn't until we found a damn ship as we were being attacked by are enemies after first contact with them was disasterous 500 years ago. But damn if that ancient spaceman that was tucked away inside was not worth the frustration my crew and I had to face.
"Diana! Stop hogging all of the fucking creamy goodness you bitch!"
It is so hard being captain.
