"Hey Kat, waited long?" Jamie said. "Sorry I got held up with the boys. Anyway I guess you two haven't officially met. Let me do the honours then" he said as he looked at both of them.
"So what are we going to write the good Judge? Am I supposed to paint a sweet red picture on his kitchen wall or what? Maybe hang his dog in his living room? Leave a dead fish on his doorstep? That's what you Italians do right the dead animal shite right?" James voice was as dry and scratchy. Barely above a whisper almost as if he hadn't used it in a year. He was smiling clearly lost in thoughts more morbid than the previous.
The first chapter is quite cringe, the second chapter is just about the best thing ever made, sadly the mc doesn’t end up being quite as hyper and extreme as the second chapter would have me believe but its still pretty much perfect overall.
