'I can't hide anything from her.' Lin Xu laughed. Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap is a Stand Ability from a certain President of the United States. Ignoring the concepts of Stands and jumping straight to the point, Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap allows the user to become pseudo-immortal. Whenever the user 'dies', the ability pulls a copy of the user from an infinite amount of realities to replace the original user, the copy gaining all his memories, his personality, and his purpose-- if it didn't already.