Three chapters in, and this has got to be the most wtf way to test out whether something cures poison.Step 1: Feed annoying barking dog with meat full of rat poison.Step 2: Walk right into the house once the dog alerts the owners that something’s wrong with it, and tell the owner that their dog was clearly poisoned with rat poison (with no explanation as to why you know this).Step 3: Shove your weird yellow cucumber into the dog’s mouth, ignoring the yelps of the owner who don’t know wtf you’re suddenly doing.Step 4: ???Step 5: The dog gets up like nothing happened and you leave like this is completely normal. The owners stand there not knowing wtf just happened.Step 6: Think of poisoning the dog again with something strongerWtf
