"NAME?"
"Joe Faver"
"OCCUPATION?"
"Retired software developer, Full time proffessional gamer."
"CAUSE OF DEATH?"
"Um... I dont know. I just suddenly got here."
"NO RECOLLECTIONS? NO FLASHBACKS?"
"Not really."
"OKAY. HAPPENS. LET'S SEE... HIT BY A TRUCK. YEA, WE'LL GO WITH THAT. LEAST PAPER WORK."
"NOW, MOST IMPORTANT MATTER, DO YOU HAVE YOUR POTATO?"
