[NaNoWriMo] A Tower of Hats

Wizards. A.K.A. those crazy pricks in the bathrobes and the pointy hats. Only some of those hats aren't very pointy. Them bathrobes can get pretty fancy though. Oh sure, they can do magic. Doesn't make them any less nucking futs if you ask me.

They're beating each other half to death and for what? Just to get bigger and shinier hats?

I mean yes, some of them can get pretty outrageous, but that's hardly a reason to get so violent.

Right?!